Thursday, December 17, 2009

Regarding old blog posts

After rereading my old blog posts, I've determined that nobody should read them and that prolonged exposure may result in headache and/or sterility.

Getting back in my groove

I think I'm a writer.

Sure, my job involves virtually no regular wordsmithing (yeah, it's a word) and what I do read or write for work is written in a prose that flows in a manner not unlike my last toilet-clogging bowel movement (that mofo was a hair's width away from turning my bathroom floor into a pond). But dammit, I'm a writer.

And as such, I've deemed it appropriate that I, ya know, write. So here it is. I've shocked the life back into this dying, decrepit excuse for literacy that I call my blog.

In the past, this page has focused, in only the most half-assed way, on the complete cluster-fuck that is our political system. As I'm pretty sure politics and government have become no less ridiculous, childish, hilarious, or sad since I last posted, you might be thinking I'll pick up right where I left off.

Well, you'd be wrong. Frankly, after a great deal of thought (mostly during before-mentioned bowel movements) I've decided to make this blog more of a general whatever-pops-into-my-warped-mind sort of thing.

In truth, I'm not really expecting anyone to read it. Hell, you probably shouldn't read it. It's more for my own benefit. However, if you are so inclined -- and of course you are more than welcome -- feel free to subscribe or comment or whatever you feel you need to do.

Anyway, to my likely imaginary audience, until tomorrow, adios.

Friday, January 09, 2009

That magical time of the year

North American International Auto Show pictures coming soon. Stay tuned!