Good Shit

I was about to write an entry about the balance between US citizenship and world citizenship after seeing hundreds of people waving "country first" signs at the RNC. But now, as I write this, MSNBC is rerunning a video shown on the big screen at the convention. Is the video about 9/11? No. McCain's time as a POW? Nope.

It's Ronald Mother-F!@#ing Reagan!

Holy God! Thats the stuff baby! Give papa that sweet red blooded sugar!

How could we forget about a man who has about as much to do with this presidential race as the obese guy who rolls past my house every other day on his adult sized tricycle?!?! Yes, it had been too long since the National Republican party had filled up that syringe and intravenously injected some pure unadulterated Ronald Reagan. Good Lord. At least fat tricycle guy can vote.

But ya know, lets not judge the whole convention on one completely inane video biography about a guy who should be the poster-boy for failed economic policies and international scandal.

Let's see what's next.

Oh snap! It's Fred Thompson!

HOLY CRAP

As if the vintage Reagan porn wasn't enough - and yes, I believe at this point we can consider footage of Ronald Reagan porn for many on this country's right - the Grande Old Party follows it up with a guy so old and out of touch with the country that he's just figured out the Cold War ended.

Could this party get any older? (Physically or mentally?) Seriously. On Wednesday, Newt Gingrich is scheduled to talk about the US' role in the League of Nations and I hear they've already reserved the Knollwood Nursing Home in D.C. for the 2012 convention.

Thats all for now. Feel free to post responses. Seriously.